Tag Archives: new york knicks
Time to Move On – People Need To Get The Fuck Over Jeremy Lin
Cancel Your Cablevision. Sign a petition. Crash your Escalade into a pole. Protest outside Madison Square Garden. Write a letter. Drink a 2L Bottle of Soda. Occupy Small Streets. Pretend … Continue reading
Step Your Game Up Google – This is Not Worthy of a Top Search Result
I work on the interweb, so I do me a lots of Googling. Today I was looking to inquire on the Rockets former star point guard Kyle Lowry, but actually … Continue reading
The Road to a Tainted Championship: Miami Heat vs. New York Knicks (Game 5)
The most surprising thing in the passing days between Sunday’s 89-87 Knicks win and Wednesday’s Game 5 was how literally no one shared my sense of paranoia that the loss … Continue reading
The Road to a Tainted Championship: Miami Heat vs. New York Knicks (Game 4)
We honestly learned nothing from Game 4. Nothing. This was Heat/Knicks at its most rudimentary: If Miami plays shutdown defense on Carmelo Anthony and keeps him in check, they win; … Continue reading
Everything Must Go! – Knicks Wave the White Flag Without Having to Wave a White Flag
I am starting to believe that being a member of the Knicks newsletter is a legal form of torture. There is nothing like waking up to a 6am email from … Continue reading
The Road to a Tainted Championship: Miami Heat vs. New York Knicks (Game 3)
Considering how anathema the Heat is to the many who view them as the league’s preeminent villain, it remains ironic that their defense—the thing most fans get infuriated at players for slacking … Continue reading
Dear Indiana – I’ll See Your Joke and Raise You a Cajillion
So someone who enjoys making my existence as a New York Knicks fan a living hell sent me the following picture from the Yahoo sports blog. It comes from inside … Continue reading
In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass [And Hand]
There is a larger metaphor behind Amar’e and all this glass breaking.
The Knicks Have Won Five Straight But You Wouldn’t Know It Cause of This Fuck
New York Jets fans are down on one knee for entirely different reasons. They are devastated; they are embarrassed; and worst of all, they are the laughing stock of the NFL.
Another One Bites The Dust – D’Antoni Resigns
“You need us both to leave? Ok.” I have a headache.
