Tag Archives: Albert Pujols
Inappropriate Photo Caption of the Day (5/8/12)
Someone should’ve informed Howard Kendrick that tripping and injuring Albert Pujols won’t void his contract. Photo originally via SI.com via Jim Mone/AP
Inappropriate Photo Caption of the Day (1/17/12)
In an effort to pander to the potential swing state of Missouri, President Obama welcomed the real Cardinals to the White House, minus that alcoholic, quitter manager and that greedy, backstabbing, … Continue reading
Inappropriate Photo Caption of the Day (1/10/12)
Unable to watch his star pitcher spend every day despondently waiting by first base, general manager John Mozeliak finally broke the news to Chris Carpenter that Albert Pujols went to … Continue reading
Who Has the Best Nickname in Sports?? – Round 3 MLB
“Will Lance Berkman’s career resurgence continue in our tournament?” Next up in BtB’s Tournament is Round 3 of the MLB, but first here are the results from Round 2: Big … Continue reading
Who Has the Best Nickname in Sports? – Round 2 MLB
“Steroids helped me with these abs but did they get me into the 2nd round?” Onto the next bracket of BtB’s Tournament to find out Who has the Best Nickname … Continue reading
Why Anaheim? Trying to Decipher the Appeal of Baseball’s Hottest Attraction
I originally wanted the headline to read “Penetrating the Anahymen,” but it was deemed too profane, thus its relegation to the caption. While the Yankees, Red Sox, and Phillies can … Continue reading
Rage Against “The Machine”
“Pujol’s Dumps a Hot Load on St. Louis” Aviation pioneer Charles Lindbergh made the first nonstop transatlantic flight from New York to Paris in a plane he called “The Spirit … Continue reading
The Miami Marlins’ Spending Splurge: Why It Will Work
“Listed In Order of Importance, From Left to Right” On a recent episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert had a great line describing America’s economic recovery getting a kick … Continue reading
