Cancel Your Cablevision.
Sign a petition.
Crash your Escalade into a pole.
Protest outside Madison Square Garden.
Write a letter.
Drink a 2L Bottle of Soda.
Occupy Small Streets.
Pretend you cared.
Call Congress.
Punch a fire extinguisher.
Buy a condo in Houston.
Sleep on couches.
Eat organic.
Piss and moan.
Sleep on couches.
Just get the fuck over Jeremy Lin.
Thank you. That is all.