Above Average Thoughts From An Average Guy
I work on the interweb, so I do me a lots of Googling. Today I was looking to inquire on the Rockets former star point guard Kyle Lowry, but actually mixed the name up with their power forward of the same syllables, Carl Landry. After popping in “landry rockets” into the ole Google, I was given this dog shit of an article as a top result.
“With Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields Poised to Leave New York, Are the Knicks Doomed to Fail Again? - I refuse to post the link because I don’t want the scum who wrote this to receive any artificial exposure. I provided you with the proper road map to find it.
Can someone tell me what the hell an International Business Times is? It sounds important, it has all the right words to be significant. Yet, its writers are not smart (I really wanted to use the R word, but I am not one to offend.) Thanks to the first amendment, people with no knowledge of any subject can just post there opinions on the inter webs for all the world to read. But that’s freedom, and I ain’t going to hate on that.
But I can direct my anger towards Google. I get that it’s a Friday and all but someone is slacking big time over there. I expect to see some firings go out today the way the ESPN Mobile bro got hacked for posting that “Chink in the Armor story”. Lin is like Bloody Mary. If you say his name enough, some bad shit will happen to you. I only said it once in this whole article (quotations doesn’t count) so I’m good.
The moral of this pointless story is:
1. Don’t fall asleep on the job Google employees – I get you work 800 hours a week, but we didn’t sign the contract, you did.
2. Don’t write about shit you have no clue about. That’s political analyst’s job.
3. Don’t drink beer while eating fruits. Try it and see what happens.