Inappropriate Photo Caption of the Day (5/15/12)
We need five captions for the brilliance that was “The Shirtoff”:
1. Little did Kenny Smith know that staring for another 3 seconds would elicit the same head-melting reaction from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
2. “Hey Kobe, tell me how my spray-on abs taste.”
3. Taking a page from Dr. Dre’s Coachella performance, TNT producers decided to use a hologram version of Shaq circa 1995.
4. Shaq was indeed merely covering up his tattoos, which are actually a lengthy confession containing the sordid details regarding his colluding with Tim Donaghy during Game 6 of the 2002 Western Conference finals.
5. The proper response to this photo requires a quote from Captain McAllister on The Simpsons: “Yarr! That’s going to replace the whale in my nightmares.”