Above Average Thoughts From An Average Guy
New York Jets fans are down on one knee for entirely different reasons. They are devastated; they are embarrassed; and worst of all, they are the laughing stock of the NFL.
and its not fans like this…
or like this…
These dudes aren’t true fans. No true fan of the Jets; someone who truly respects the organization; would ever be caught Tebowing. It’s a mimicking act. Why would you be doing it unless you were mocking the team?
These dudes are cock riding, bandwagon hoppers only chasing the hype. I’ve never respected any man who wears a replica jersey anyway. Why don’t you purchase something that’s going to last more than two or three washes?
The Jets accomplished exactly what they set out to do by acquiring God’s second son: They’ve captured the back page of newspapers, they’ve injected “on-the-fence” fans with Gang Green, they’ll sell PSL’s, but they failed to listen to their existing fan-base.
Tebow is no doubt a polarizing figure, but not the way Kobe Bryant or Cam Newton is. The dude is a walking circus sideshow act. His celebrity is that of Chuck Norris. Dude’s a joke.
I really can’t help but smile in all of this. My season tickets have just tripled in value through the acquisition of a backup QB. And you know whose going to come running to buy them? The same schmucks currently Tebowing in work cubes and street corners across New York.