Above Average Thoughts From An Average Guy
If you had Carl’s Jr’s view, you’d be smiling too.
In Portland, you can put a bird on something and just call it art. In America, you can put Kate Upton in a commercial, and guys will watch.
If you didn’t know Kate Upton before, you definitely know her now.
Maybe you didn’t know she was rumored to be dating Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, or that she’s only 19 years old, or that she dances a mean dougie…
but now you do.
How can you not? She’s literally been plastered all over Sports Illustrated covers and now dominates the male demographic TV ad space.
First Carl’s Jr featured the super model literally eating out…side that is; enjoying the signature Southwest Patty Melt in the backseat of a convertible at the always promiscuous drive-in movie theater. Anyone on the East Coast may have missed it.
Seems that the people at 2K12 are one of the 2.5 million people on YouTube who caught the vid.
Upton is now promoting MLB 2K12′s Perfect Club, offering a million dollars to the first player to pitch a perfect game under the game’s most challenging settings.
What exactly is the game’s most challenging settings? Hopefully 2K12′s programmers coded some of Kate’s finer features into the gameplay, making gamers choose between a curveball or a change up while flashing Upton’s own 2-seams.
What’s next for Upton? Only Madison Ave knows, but I’m sure every man in America is interested.