Did That Beard Make Me Look Fat?

“From 99 to 1 percent in one shave.”

Why yes, Zach. Yes it did.

For those of you confused by the significance of this image or even who this man is, I can assure you, you know him well. Perhaps we strap a baby to his chest?  Still not ringing a bell?

I hope your brain likes head, cause I’m about to blow your mind.

Allow me to summon the small black lost boy from Hook to investigate.  Do your thing little man….

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Take the glasses off
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Rub the brow

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 Morph the cheeks

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Work the mouth

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NOW SPREAD ‘EM!

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OH, THERE YOU ARE, ZACH!

Shout out to Beery Brian Marsden for inadvertently bringing this to my attention.

About mjsiii

I am a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

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