Above Average Thoughts From An Average Guy
How fucking sweet is this picture?
No seriously, how fucking sweet is that picture? The best part about the drawing is it’s not even embellished. Hogan, Macho, and the Warrior were all really that jacked up. That’s because Vince was handing them a cup of joe and a needle of roids every time they walked through the door. Stick and slap. That’s how McMahon handled all ass back in the day.
The one thing that may be digitally enhanced in this picture is the wrestler’s packages. You mean to tell me Hogan’s Hulkamaniac is twice the size of the Ultimate Warrior’s Ultimate Warrior? I call bullshit on that. If that were the case Lynda wouldn’t have left him for some 21 year old horse cock.
Two things to note:
1. Why the fuck is the Big Bossman one of the four upfront? Was McMahon trying to get people not to watch? I would take Mr. Perfect over that clown any day, although childhood me would have probably kicked adult me in the shin by now. Either that or punched me in the dick.
2. Is the floor saran-wrapped? You only saran wrap floors if you plan on murdering someone or if performing a DIY child birth. Kudos either way.
I don’t know if any of the rest of you are pumped but I sure as hell am. The Royal Rumble has to be one of the top drinking events of the year, behind St. Patrick’s Day, Super Bowl Sunday and maybe NFL Kickoff?
What’s your favorite drinking event of the year? Leave it in the comment’s section. For any CM Punk’s reading this, name a event that you would possibly contemplate drinking for, or one you’d pound a 2L bottle of Pepsi Max during.